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    1. …in reply to @MikeRoof
      MikeRoof The year is 2165. Elon Musk's digital form announces his new popcorn where the kernel doesn't get stuck in your teeth. Each kernel eaten recharges your internal MuskCoin stores by 1 billionth of a MuskCoin. It's a cryptocurrency embedded in all organics.
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    MikeRoof You can't spend MuskCoin on anything real. Each tub of the new popcorn costs $7291. "It's a fair price," intones the Musk-form. "We must get to Mars in order to save the species." The popcorn still gets stuck in your teeth.
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