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        1. Looking forward to moving to CA, where it is ALWAYS either trying to burn you to death, drown you, or shake you until you're crushed to death. A+, would pay $100k per year living expenses again (and again) mikamckinnon/1388532070264172546
      1. …in reply to @rockerest
        Drove to this road to see the view today... It had fallen off the side of the mountain. It's a neighborhood. The houses are around $5,000,000.
        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
    1. …in reply to @rockerest
      I want to be clear here that the implication is not "rich people's houses should not slide away" it is that "no one's house should slide away" and paying $5,000,000 only to have your house later slide away seems like an extremely obviously bad thing.
  1. …in reply to @rockerest
    Unrelated: I got an "avocado dip" today. I expected it to be roughly guacamole-esque. It was extremely avocado halves. When I "dipped" my chips that came with it into the halves of the avocados, they just broke. Why don't Californians love themselves at all?