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  1. I get so many ads advertising glass to me. Like, no, that's not a typo, just GLASS. Like "would you buy these generic products in glass containers?", "You know what's cool? Drinking seltzer from a glass bottle." Bro how did Big Glass decide to target me.
    1. …in reply to @rockerest
      Okay maybe this one has real brands (??) But it's clearly not the point because I can't even read two of them, and I'm not convinced any of them are real brands.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
      1. …in reply to @rockerest
        Real Tasty Mayo Naise
        1. …in reply to @rockerest
          Honestly this is better than other ads I get, but it's still baffling
          1. …in reply to @rockerest
            M. Night Shyamalan running a subversive brand awareness campaign before the Blu-ray release
            1. …in reply to @rockerest
              Haha just kidding it was released in 2019. Imagine being old.