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          1. It's a year into the pandemic, you've been stuck in Denver the whole time and need to travel a bit. You book a flight to sunny Hawaii aboard United 328; a direct flight. You're ditching this cold and going to be on a beach by this evening. The pilot calmly welcomes you to the...
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          plane as you begin your slow departure roll to the runway. After a pause, the pilot announces that you've been cleared for take-off and the plane begins accelerating toward your winter beach getaway. How exciting!
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        Ten minutes into the flight, the pilot once again comes over the speakers and calmly announces that there's a bit of a mechanical issue, and he's circling back to the Denver airport, nothing to worry about folks! The plane is shaking a bit, and it's making some odd noises...
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      You look out your window and notice that the plane is quite low - too low - to the ground. Other passengers begin murmuring, louder and louder, until someone finally says it loudly enough: "The engine is falling apart!" The attendants ask everyone to stay calm and...
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    - importantly - in their seats. You eventually land safely at Denver again, and check your phone. The headlines read "Hawaii-Bound United Flight Rains Engine Debris Over Broomfield Before Safe Return To DIA."
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      You reconsider travel.
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        (A number of things to take away from this: 1) Hey maybe don't travel during a pandemic, 2) wow those pilots are awesome, look at this perfect path, 3) it's incredible and amazing that there were zero injuries, considering the amount and size of falling debris.
        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API