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I'm going to get to the endgame in Disco Elysium even if it kills me (and by fucking god it just might)
On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2021 Dec 31 Mood -6 🙁

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It's like "once you do this there's no going back, are you sure you're done" and like YES. YES I AM DONE. PLEASE LET ME GO.
Permalink On twitter.com 2021 Dec 31 Mood +6 🙂

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Unskippable 14 hour boat ride while some song plays. I'm sure it's supposed to be deep or something.
Permalink On twitter.com 2021 Dec 31 Mood 0

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I think it was like 2 minutes but it might as well have been 14 hours
Permalink On twitter.com 2021 Dec 31 Mood +2 🙂

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I'm personally offended that Disco Elysium exists.
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2022 Jan 1 Mood -2 🙁

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It should be illegal to sell this kind of computer software labelled as a game.
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 1 Favorite 2022 Jan 1 Mood -1 🙁

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I've discovered a new metric by which to assess game reviewers: if you recommend Disco Elysium, you don't have valid opinions on games.
Permalink On twitter.com ❤️ 2 Favorites 2022 Jan 1 Mood +2 🙂

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Disco Elysium shares some DNA with a novel in that it has a lot of great lore, world-building, and narrative. Another thing Disco Elysium shares with a novel is that they're both absolute garbage interactive video games.
Permalink On twitter.com ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 1 Favorite 2022 Jan 1 Mood +8 🙂

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Disco Elysium should have been an email.
Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Jan 1 Mood 0

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I kept pushing through this program on my computer hoping that I'd get a nice payoff at the end but Disco Elysium just falls on it's face with a sickly, wet splat. You walk up to a guy at the end and he just confesses to everything in a long series of conversation prompts.
Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Jan 1 Mood +5 🙂

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The game of Disco Elysium is the producers wasting a whole bunch of days of our lives & the game reviewers seeing how long we'll listen them while they breathlessly call this (incredibly slow) slow motion trainwreck "one of the best role-playing games of all time"
Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Jan 1 Mood +1 🙂

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Like Harry Du Bois, I yearn for the sweet release of death, but this will have to suffice.
Permalink On twitter.com 2022 Jan 1 Mood +2 🙂